a. m. gamble

“One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him the joke isn’t funny. He’ll assume that you’re humorless and that he needs to save the good stuff for the right audience. If you really want someone to stop telling sexist jokes, you need to tell him, “I don’t get it” and then step back as he tries not to say, “It’s funny because women are stupid.”

If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch)

I learned this tip from Mark in regard to people telling racist jokes. A week later I got to implement it for myself (hooray).

Let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like watching some Wonderbread acquaintance squirm as you hone closer and closer in on the fact that his witty fucking punchline was “Asian women are all whores!” 

(via hiddenmidden)

(via zombizombi)